Monday, August 9, 2010

Day One

Since it has been blogcades since my last post, I'm not sure if anyone will read this...hellloooo there.  Anybody??? Are you there???  If you're reading this...WELCOME TO NIKALAND!

Today, I started a detox program with goals of emerging lighter, both physically and mentally.  Lately, I have been feeling really heavy; burdened with ambition and optimism.  It's funny how positive emotions, like negative ones, can become leeches that suck your energy tank dry.  To kill the leeches and kick-off the detox, I rushed over to Arden's Garden for a 'grand slam': four 2 oz. shots, including wheatgrass, ginger, lemon, and cranberry.  The juicer (what do you call a lady who makes and sells juice, lol??) told me that Arden's is now offering a more potent version of ginger called 'Ginger Gold'.  Immediately, I envisioned feeling like Wonderwoman after trying the Ginger Gold...WRONG!  OMG!  GingerGold is GingerHotAsHell.  I think I have a permanent scar on my esophagus from the liquid fire I poured down my tract.  Pyromaniacs, stop by your local Arden's and pick up a bottle of Ginger Gold!  You'll thank me later.

So far, Day One has been relatively easy...no thoughts of dancing burgers or singing pizzas.  I will finish the day with a few Arden's classics, like Oops and Salad in Glass...stay tuned for Day Two!

xoxo,
Nika