"I PLAYED WITH MY TOYS AND TOOK A NAP"

WHY??? WHY?  Why in the Hail Hail the Queen did these crazy a*^ weather folk pretend that their six year old son was flying over Colorado in a life-size jiffy corn bag??  WHY?  Why did nervous Americans watch in horror as a gigantic jheri curl bag soared through the friendly Ft. Collins skies?  WHY? WHY Mr. and Mrs. Heene?  Huh?  Speak a little louder...America is listening now.  Isn't that what you wanted?  You wanted our attention, right?  Well, you got it.  So, go ahead.  Tell us.  Tell us what was soooo important that you had to disrupt our DVR recordings of the Young & the Restless with breaking news of your baby boy flying in a Reynolds oven bag.  We're listening...go ahead, tell us. 

Yep, that's what I thought.  You have nothing to say!!!  After alllll of that you have nothing to say.  You thought it would be cool to have the entire nation watch an empty balloon take off from your raggedy backyard.  Well, guess what Heene family?  The joke is on you!  Now, the whole world knows that you are crazy people.  AND, now your innocent son is known as balloon boy.  So the haha is on you!  You should sleep well tonight knowing that all of your neighbors want you to leave town and they no longer want their kids to hang out with your little falcons.  Yep, you should pat yourselves on the back!  Just think, the next time an innocent child really floats away in his dad's homemade crap machine...no one will care.  No one will track the take off or film the landing..nope, everyone will think of the wacko Heene family. 

Congratulations...you look real stupid right now!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI6UONWCq7A

Stop the foolishness!!...please parents, you're embarrassing your kids!